ELENA SLEPT WITH TEDDY! (it’s a Damon fetish)

ELENA CALLS STEFAN

STEFAN IGNORES ELENA’S CALL

ELENA CALLS DAMON

DAMON (naked):”WHAT?”

ELENA:”HEY,I CALLED YOU 10 TIMES LAST NIGHT.WE NEED TO TALK “

DAMON:”I’VE BEEN BUSY” 

ELENA: ” IF YOU ARE MAD AT ME ,DAMON,YOU NEED TO GET OVER IT”

DAMON:”OH,I’M OVER IT” (CUTS HER OFF THE PHONE)

NAKED DAMON WALKING

THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN ELENA BUMPED INTO POST-VAMP-SEX DEBEKAH AT THE DOOR

ELENA:”DID YOU STOP TAKING YOUR VERVAIN? DAMON:”YOU THINK REBEKAH HAD TO COMPEL ME?”(jealous Elena)

DAMON:”WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO JUST SHOT A PANDA BEAR”

KOL (TO REBEKAH) :”OUT ALL NIGHT! WHAT A SCANDAL”

ELENA BITCHING ABOUT DAMON SLEEPING WITH REBEKAH IN FRONT OF BONNIE

CAROLINE:”DAMON,THE VAMPIRE GIGOLO”

STEFAN:”SHE’S BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME”

STEFAN: SHE’S BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU”

DAMON:’FINE. NEITHER ONE GETS HER”

ELIJAH “STOMPS” THE GROUND

ALARIC:”WELL,I’M SURPRISED YOU HAVE TIME TO CALL WITH ALL THIS ORIGINAL SEX YOU’VE BEEN HAVING”

DAMON:”SHE TOLD YOU?”

TORREY ON MY SCREEN!

ELIJAH WANTS DEFAN TO KILL BONNIE & ABBY!

KLAROLINE IN THE GRILL

KLAUS:”ISN’T SHE STUNNING”

KOL:”SHE CERTAINLY LOOKS GOOD WALKING AWAY FROM YOU”

KLAUS:”OH,COME ON!TAKE A CHANCE,CAROLINE!TALK TO ME!COME ON,GET TO KNOW ME!I DARE YOU!”

CAROLINE:”I’M TOO SMART TO BE SEDUCED BY YOU”

KLAUS:”WELL,THAT’S WHY I LIKE YOU”

KOL:‘“I LIKE PRETTY LITTLE THINGS WITH SHARP TONGUES” 

ALARIC DAGGERS KOL!

KLAUS UNDAGGERS KOL!

ELENA:”ARE YOU INSANE: REBEKAH:”I PREFER SPONTANEOUS.THAT’S WHY PROBABLY DAMON LIKES ME SO MUCH”

KOL,KLAUS & ELIJAH ARE WALKING,WALKING,WALKING..

CAROLINE /ELENA TALK AT THE DOOR

STEFAN:”SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME TO TURN ABBY”

STEFAN:”YOU STILL LOVE HER ,DAMON”

DAMON:”I DO”

DAMON:”I’M BETTER AT BEING THE BAD GUY”

KLAUS BURNING HIS CAROLINE DRAWINGS

MEREDITH SHOOTS ALARIC

I WANTED MEREDITH TO BE  ON TEAM BADASS

LONG HIATUS 

3X16 PROMO